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It’s easy to take down a ton of Sasquatch with Karate Techniques if you have perfect timing, and you don’t have to be a Manswers fan to know that! Mind you, I don’t advocate hunting down one of these beasts to check out what I am going to tell you here, and I certainly don’t advocate cruelty to any animal. But if that 300 pound mugger comes at you on the street, some of these fighting techniques will prove invaluable.

First, a little information concerning your opponent. The Sasquatch, also referred to as Bigfoot, weighs in at over 800 pounds. They have several daggers permanently sprouting from their fingers, and their teeth are a circle of uncommonly vicious knives.

Now, the BF, beinga tall galoot, can stand nine to ten feet upright. This is perfect for looming over some idiot, and then crashing down upon, any dope foolish enough to stand in the way. The first self defense technique, if one should find oneself standing in the shadow of one of these looming, wanna be gorillas, is a front kick to the cahonies.



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