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Using Karate tricks, which are the same as Hapkido tricks or gung fu techniques, it is pretty easy to break bricks. I’m not going to say that your grandmother could do it, or a child, but you could. Heck, a little work and practice, the smarts to figure out the sacred words I am about to impart, and you could be smashing the holy heck out of sun dried rectangular blocks.

Now, there was a guy went to the far east, and he knew martial arts, and orientals loving their back yard barbecues, and even a few beers (pretty American, those orientals) everybody laughing and having a good time, and they asked this American to break a few bricks for them. You smashee bricks! We have fun time!

So the American hoisted a fist and smacked a brick, and the brick sat there and stared at him and he near broke his hand bones. Those wacky tailgating orientals, you see, had given him a brick with an iron rod cooked into it. Oh, ha ha ha…laughee, laughee!

Well, tell the truth, it is pretty laughee laughee. I tell ya, those Far Easters keep doin’ that kind of thing and they’ll be downright American! The point here is…don’t go smashing your hands into just any old thing, select your substance to be smashed with care.



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